And here go!
If you would like to enter a world of CLEAN CODE! HONEST sort of hell,
Or, have friends who know you do website stuff and, well would like one, but aren’t that clever,
AND, want free hosting (for 150MB)
(and free 3rd level domain)
AND…run windows,
check this out
Give it to them for xmas, (or your kids) then run around screaming, when they give you the code to fix
In your Proper code editor thing (Pinegrow )
… then, if they get bitten by the bug, get them PineGrow instead
At least you may then know that they will actually use it.
…I mean, what is NOT to like about this concept?
O:-)
especially as THIS is their product page
https://sanwhole.com/Products/VolePageShare
(Update! after EXTENSIVE RESEARCH!.. HI! @printninja)
we can confirm (well, he can) that this page ONLY contains
1001 errors!
Nice number!
Kinda binary,
and THIS FANTASTIC OFFERING is their website…
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaargh!!!
Bring back the 90’s!
Oh, I just have…
NB, its free (as are dog turds on the side of the footpath, if you would like one… )
But, it does offer the whole package for getting started,
for 3 days, so check it out! and get it in the mix and give it to your friends for xmas
… then give them Pinegrow… or they may bury you in the garden.
Along with that dog turd you told them to take home , weirdo.
ps, My favourite feature, though is this…
YES! now YOU TOO… can now TRULY …
MANGE your own Massive website!
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/mange
Personally… I have managed to Mange quite a few websites over the years… I need no app
and pinegrow just WONT let me mange them… it keeps telling me my code contains errors!
And highlighting them.
now WHERE is the challenge in that
And I just opened up the page in Pinegrow, My eyes are still kind of hurting, but. Ive seen worse code,
but,
TABLE LAYOUTS…
(tables are for data, NOT content)
Then, right at the end… BOOTSTRAP!
WAH>
?
SO why not all the way through?
A Work IN Progress App?
Interesting, still its free for a short while, so play with it and send them some lurve…
…or simply *Mange your own website for free
and just SOME…inline styles…some, just a few like…
N.B… I think we need a Humorous channel…just for me…
Since I’m far funnier (in my own head) Than I am productive